Words Banned From Personalized Football Jerseys

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Good luck if you are a Randall Gay fan (Cornerback for my beloved Patriots).

To the NFL it’s naughty to be “GAY” but OK to be “BIN LADEN.” You can be a “NAZI” but not a “LESBIAN.” Even a gay man with the last name Gay can’t buy a jersey.

This rather bizarre conclusion is reached when trying to order a personalized jersey from the NFL Shop, the online merchandise site run by the league. Anyone trying to buy a jersey with the single word “GAY” or “LESBIAN” or “GAY PRIDE” on the back gets a rejection message that states: “This field should not contain a naughty word.”

Here is the list of the 1,121 banned words that you cannot have put on a personalized jersey from the NFLShop.com. Try it for yourself.

4 Comments

  1. As I’m primarily still very immature, I was intrigued and tried a few variations. Here’s a short list of what the machine would accept from me, reporting for play at, naturally, number 69:

    Fuh Q
    Arsehole
    Dickbag
    Spooge
    Cumslut
    Eat It
    Beeyotch
    So Gay
    Mr Gay
    Dyke
    Faggy
    Nancyboy
    Buttmunch
    G A Y (spaces between letters)

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