Middle Finger Man

This is great.

I have been living in Provo for about four years and I was just barely introduced to one of Provo’s finest characters. A friend of mine told me about this man and where he could be found. I call him “Middle Finger Man” (MFM)because no one knows his real name. These man sits on his porch all day every day and flips off everyone that drives by and has been doing this for years. He is so reliable to be there that you can actually give directions according to this man as a landmark. “Yeah, head up Geneva and then when you see middle finger man, then I am the second turn after him….etc” When I heard about this guy, I just couldn’t believe it. I thought that would have to be the funniest thing that I have seen for a while. So i hopped on my motorcycle and headed over to Geneva Road. I drove over the bridge that spans the Provo River and counted the houses, ” One House, two houses, three houses.” I didn’t see him at first and thought that i would go home without seeing him then BAM! There he was on his porch and AS SOON as I caught eyes with him, both fingers went flying up and stayed there til I was out of sight. I couldn’t believe it. I quickly turned around to try it again. Same thing happened. so I tried it six more times (8 total) and just chuckled each time.

He ends up going back and taking video of Middle Finger Man. It is a pretty funny story but isn’t there a little of Middle Finger Man in all of us?

(via Boing Boing)

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  1. Did you see the white chair on the left on the porch?
    That’s reserved for me.

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  2. Chris,

    Then where am I supposed to sit?

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  3. pvc,

    It could be worse – he could be flicking boogers at passerbys.

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  4. roklobsta,

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! that was f***ing hysterical!!!!

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