Get Cynical

The good news is Saddam is off the list. The bad news is there are still a lot out there. (Most come from countries without oil so they are shit out of luck of US intervention)

I am guessing Ann Coulter’s website would look a little something like this if she was a Democrat. Somebody put a little too much thought into this site.

I am really enjoying his editorials this week from the RNC. This is his latest one:

I felt really bad for McCain standing there on the stage. The man wanted to be president. That dream was snuffed out during the 2000 primaries, when George W. Bush’s supporters spread nasty rumors about what five and a half years in a North Vietnamese POW camp might have done to McCain’s sanity.

Then there were the calls to potential white voters in South Carolina to inform them that McCain had a “black baby.” (He and his wife adopted a child from Bangladesh.) The Bush supporters also spread other rumors that questioned McCain’s patriotism, even though the man was a decorated war hero while W. chose to oh, let’s not get into that again.

Still, McCain has offered to soldier on for Bush. So how does Bush’s campaign treat him? It doesn’t tell him I might be in the press section, officially credentialed.

It has him say some gibberish about my movie. Everyone then sees me, I start laughing my ball cap off, the crowd goes bananas, and poor McCain must think he said something funny or cool, so he says, “That line was so good, I’ll use it again.”

Agghh!

Thousands of Republicans turned to me chanting “Four more years.” I thought, “That’s strange, Republicans are usually good at math, but they’re off by a few dozen months. Bush only has two months left.” So I held up two fingers to correct their miscalculation. But that just drove them into more of a frenzy.

I saw this on Slashdot and thought it was actually a pretty good essay. It is actually more of an essay on gold and paper currency than about Gilligan’s Island.

Sometimes I don’t even have to write a witty comment. This speaks for itself.

This site is dedicated to the Christian use of one of my favorite OS’s, Linux! What you will see here (provided you keep coming back) is a project oriented repository of information pertaining to, how to, and why to, use Linux as a Christian and in a Christian organization.

For example, Karl Rove’s is Turd Blossom. So refreshing having an intellectual in the Oval Office isn’t it?