- All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
- I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was
locking the front door. I said, “Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours.” He
said, “Yes, but not in a row.”
- For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier…I put them in the same
room and let them fight it out.
Aug 20, ’04 6:40 AM