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This document is based upon “Appendix I: PSYOP Techniques” from Psychological Operations Field Manual No. 33-1 published by Headquarters, Department of the Army, Washington DC, 31 August 1979.

Just don’t ask what’s in the bucket!

The Restop Personal Lavatory System is like carrying your own portable bathroom stall, without the weight (or the wait).

The tent pops up in seconds and is zipped from the inside so you don’t have to worry about pranksters.

The bucket has a special lid with an airtight seal and is used as a commode and to hold the disposable supplies. It also comes with a foam seat which is fitted to the rim of the bucket.

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Our mission is to provide a safe, cost-effective and reliable mobility alternative for visually impaired people. The Guide Horse Foundation is committed to delivering Guide Horses at no cost to the blind, relying on un-paid volunteers and charitable donations to pay all travel and housing expenses for the blind handler’s on-site training. We also have the goal of helping the tiny horses by providing them with a higher-purpose in life.

VerizonEatsPoop.com is itself a statement against Verizon, the product of the merger of GTE and Bell Atlantic, and its scare tactics attempting to stifle criticism. Initially Verizon registered a slew of 706 domains which could be used to criticize the corporation, such as Verizonsucks.com and Verizon-Shit.com, began threatening anyone who had the word Verizon in their domain with frivolous lawsuits.

One would expect expression, especially criticism, to be protected under the First Amendment, yet Verizon certainly has a different view. They claim that the use of the name Verizon in a domain infringes upon their ‘valuable trademark rights,’ and violates the Anticybersquatting Consumer Protection Act. Somehow, I find it absurd to think that their ‘valuable trademark rights’ are paramount to the people’s right to freely express themselves.

Mmmm, Chocolate Chirpy Chip Cookies

Ingredients:

* 2 1/4 cup flour
* 1 tsp. baking soda
* 1 tsp. salt
* 1 cup butter, softened
* 3/4 cup sugar
* 3/4 cup brown sugar
* 1 tsp. vanilla
* 2 eggs
* 1 12-ounce chocolate chips
* 1 cup chopped nuts
* 1/2 cup dry-roasted crickets

Directions:
Preheat oven to 375. In small bowl, combine flour, baking soda and salt; set aside. In large bowl, combine butter, sugar, brown sugar and vanilla; beat until creamy. Beat in eggs. Gradually add flour mixture and insects, mix well. Stir in chocolate chips. Drop by rounded measuring teaspoonfuls onto ungreased cookie sheet. Bake for 8-10 minutes.

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