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Welcome! It’s the world’s first, biggest and best person-to-person baby trading community. DiscountBabies is your place to find the baby you want, to sell the babies you have and to make a few enemies while you’re at it!
Think of DiscountBabies as a giant dirty ally with tons of men in leather trench-coats selling babies, right at your fingertips. Looking for a slave-worker? Or a present for your dog? How about a Dead Baby—and a Dead Babie Coffin(R) to go with it? Whatever you need, odds are you’ll find it at DiscountBabies: there are over 2,000 million zillion trillion categories and more than 2.5 gazilliabillion auctions a day.