Get Cynical

Here is a funny flash movie about the idiotic size system they have at Starbucks. (You can’t get a large you have to get a Venti). The cat complaining about it reminds me of Steve Buscemi. nsfw because of language.
(via Ad-rants)

This guy makes sculptures out of surfboards. They look amazing.

(via Information Junk)

Just about anything you want to know about Japanese armor can be found here. The pictures are amazing.

Here is a list of bad metaphors that have been compiled from actual GCSE essays:

Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

Only about a week left to bid!

How romantic.

Now you can get married on the Bridge of the USS Enterprise, have Klingons and Ferengi witness your vows and then have an out-of-this-world reception at Quark’s Bar & Restaurant.

Funny way to get out of a speeding ticket. It helps if the infringement notice is wrong too.

If you want a TRON costume and can’t find a good one to buy what do you do? Make one yourself of course.
(Thanks Matthew from The Mud and the Blood and the Beer)