Invade Canada


I never did trust those Canucks:

First off, let’s make Alaska actually connected to the U.S. again! Those Alaskan folks are always getting screwed by not being part of the “continental 48 states”. Let’s give them a nice little bridge downstairs. A little bit of farmland never hurt anything either, but forget the permafrost part. Canada is the second largest country in the world, let’s fix that.

(via The soon to be American G Spot)

The Bible According to Cheese


Is there anything that cheese can’t do?

Herein, you will see an image slide show illustrating Biblical history, complete with referenced verses, detailed stories, and information about the cheeses. We have included events found in both the Hebrew Scriptures (Mold Testament) and the Christian Scriptures (Bleu Testament). Please take the time to read more about the Bible stories and the cheeses. Who knows? You might learn something!