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Here is something for the holidays:

What is the worst of all the traditional winter holiday songs? The one that sets your teeth on edge or causes you to run screaming from the room when it comes on the radio? The one that causes you to grimace when a friend begins singing it? The one that prompts you to start boiling the vat of oil to pour from roof when the carolers out front begin singing it?

From the comments it looks like The Little Drummer Boy is the worst. I have to agree. I never understood what that carol was about.
(via Chaos Theory)

We have reason to believe that Bert of Sesame Street is evil and you should keep your children away from him. Here in these pages are collected incriminating images and documents that prove that Bert is not the lovable harmless geek he so successfully makes us think he is.

I am convinced!

We are currently in condition Ernie. I repeat. We are in condition Ernie.

A *fan* site for the H2
(via LinkFilter)

From Dilbert.com you can generate a mission statement for your company. Such as:

Our mission is to continue to enthusiastically administrate multimedia based paradigms and continually leverage existing high standards in solutions

The more buzzwords the better the statement!!
(via LinkFilter)

Finnish architect Matti Suuronen designed this UFO shaped dwelling in 1968, initially for use as a ski-cabin or holiday home.

The idea behind the design reflects the optimism of the sixties. At the time people believed technology could solve all problems for the human race. The ideal was of a new era, a space-age, where everybody would have more leisure time to spend on holidays away from home.

Everything about this house looks futuristics except the hairstyles!!
(via Boing Boing)

Because they are pure evil!

A step by step guide on how to make a paper concorde. I think today might be a fun day to make a fleet of these for the office
(via The Presurfer)

Here is a cool site. It makes me feel like a police sketch artist. You can drag different facial features on to a head to make a face.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)

The flying vehicles “EKIP” will transport heavy loads and large numbers of passengers (1000 and more) to the existing airfields of continental and waterlocked countries.
It should be specially noted that the flying vehicles “EKIP” may use gas fuel (natural gas and hydrogen).

You can check out the brochure here.