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Day December 9, 2003

What to do in a Terrorist Attack

Some helpful hints on what to do here.

The US government has a new website, http://www.ready.gov. It’s another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old “duck and cover” advice after WWII.

The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations.

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If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.

Quotes

Lots of good quotes at SpicyQuotes.com including:
The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. Mark Twain
(Thanks Paul)

Modern Mummification for Your Pets

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Through this singular form of Permanent Body Preservation, your pet, at his natural earthly passing, will enter eternity in all of his splendor and beauty.

I thought that this was pretty creepy until I saw the price tag.

The cost of mummifying an animal can run anywhere from $6,000 to over $128,000 depending on the size of the animal and the type of mummiform you choose.

It went from creepy to downright frightening.

Bad Fortune Cookie

My fortune was:
You have the reputation for being deceitful and treacherous.

Absurd Inventions

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Totally Absurd Inventions explores the funnier side of our inventive spirit by featuring actual USA patented* products.

Pictured here is the Baby Patter.

Tacky Christmas Lights

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It is that time of year where some people get a bit carried away with the christmas lights in their yards. Here is one site dedicated to tacky Christmas lights.
And another!


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