So perfectly done.
The Onion Printed a Letter Received from Michael Cohen Threatening Them
In the spirit of transparency, here is Mr. Cohen’s letter, printed in full: https://t.co/uPnzZYUtyZ pic.twitter.com/HWAhxudr2d
— The Onion (@TheOnion) May 21, 2018
And I can no longer distinguish between reality and satire so…..
The letter from real Cohen or satirical Cohen (is there a difference?) was in response to this Onion article titled “When You’re Feeling Low Just Remember I’ll Be Dead in about 15 to 20 Years” by Donald Trump.
Update:
I guess it’s real.
Dogs Are Awesome
Majestic AF. pic.twitter.com/0VvaYTTajR
— Paul Bronks (@BoringEnormous) May 21, 2018
Cats just aren’t quite as fun.
Latin Fiesta at Lawyer Aaron Schlossberg’s UWS Apartment
Complete with a mariachi band!!!
Things I Need in My Stomach Soon
Again….
Guns and prayers: A man shows up to the Santa Fe High School (Texas) shooting with an American flag and a gun. Another man says "it's an embarrassment." pic.twitter.com/TAixNrJCPp
— Scott McGrew (@ScottMcGrew) May 18, 2018
Fuck your right to own guns.
Exclusive: Manafort’s former son-in-law cuts plea deal, to cooperate with government
This sounds…. interesting:
The guilty plea agreement, which is under seal and has not been previously reported, could add to the legal pressure on Manafort, who is facing two indictments brought by Special Counsel Robert Mueller in his probe of alleged Russian meddling in the 2016 presidential election.
Manafort has been indicted in federal courts in Washington and Virginia with charges ranging from tax evasion to bank fraud and has pleaded not guilty to the charges.
Jeffrey Yohai, a former business partner of Manafort, was divorced from Manafort’s daughter last August.