North Korea Calls Trump Nuclear Button Tweet the ‘Spasm of a Lunatic’

Things are scary when Kim Jong-un is the more reasonable one:

North Korea’s state-controlled press has hit out at President Donald Trump’s tweet boasting about the size of his non-existent nuclear button.

An article published in the ruling party mouthpiece Rodong Sinmun newspaper on Tuesday mocked the president as a “lunatic madman” for his Twitter outbursts, explicitly mentioning the name of the social media platform, which is blocked in the country.

Paul Ryan Says Trump’s ‘Shithole Countries’ Comment Was ‘Unfortunate’

When Paul Ryan says “Unfortuante,” he means that it’s unfortunate for the distraction this causes from taking more stuff away from poor and middle class families to give to the wealthy:

Nearly a day after reports surfaced that President Donald Trump referred to African countries as “shithole countries” in a White House meeting with lawmakers, House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-WI) called the remarks “unfortunate” and “unhelpful.”

“So, first thing that came to my mind, was, very unfortunate, unhelpful,” Ryan said when asked about Trump’s reported comments on Friday afternoon at an event in Milwaukee.

Remember when Paul Ryan was on Wikipedia’s list of invertebrates?